(2013)
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie
I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…
These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…
Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon
I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath
Tiddler trolls tried to get this p… As yet I am not defeated That lot are constantly harassing… And then whinging that they are th… They like to attack facebook pages…
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…
I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…