As if I was talking to his brother Richard
(2013)
I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon
Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…
Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
Tiddler trolls tried to get this p… As yet I am not defeated That lot are constantly harassing… And then whinging that they are th… They like to attack facebook pages…
Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…
Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…
Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie
Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath