I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…