(2013)
Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…
Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…
Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie
Tiddler trolls tried to get this p… As yet I am not defeated That lot are constantly harassing… And then whinging that they are th… They like to attack facebook pages…
Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits
Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
