(2013)
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…
Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch
I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…
Richard was a good looking dude I hope he wouldn’t find my posts r… I think he’s really great And I would like him to take me o… But the Lady Anne would not like…
Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie
I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…
Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is
Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon
