I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…