Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings