As if I was talking to his brother Richard
(2013)
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…
Richard was a good looking dude I hope he wouldn’t find my posts r… I think he’s really great And I would like him to take me o… But the Lady Anne would not like…
You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.
Tiddler trolls tried to get this p… As yet I am not defeated That lot are constantly harassing… And then whinging that they are th… They like to attack facebook pages…
Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch
Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon
Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…
Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie
These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…
Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…