You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…