Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.

Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie