Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie

Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie

These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath