StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings

Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…

The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack

Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits

Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…

Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…

Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried

Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…

I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…

Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree

My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king

Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…

I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath