(2013)
Most Tudor fans are not pretty That is why they are jealous of ou… They can’t get a girl But a dude who died five centuries… That is why they talk crap about…
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
Yo Tudor troll You live on the dole That is why you have so much time… Whilst you look at Tiddler’s port…
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Yo Rich You make my clitoris twitch But since Tiddler went down there I have had an itch
Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
Hey big Ed Someone said You are good in bed Well a lot of people did That is why you are the father of…
I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…
Richard was a good looking dude I hope he wouldn’t find my posts r… I think he’s really great And I would like him to take me o… But the Lady Anne would not like…
I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
You may be just a head But you’re the greatest in bed Fin.
Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree
Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…
