(2013)
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
I have wanted to kiss Rick And feel his dick But I can’t because he is a marri… There is no evidence that he ever…
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
Richard was a good looking dude I hope he wouldn’t find my posts r… I think he’s really great And I would like him to take me o… But the Lady Anne would not like…
Always the same mofos talking shit… I don’t know why the Turdites hav… I think they are all spiteful Because the Tiddler resembled Jim… Don’t get pissed off that Richie…
Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits
Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon
These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…
Nathen Amin takes to bed every ni… A portrait which would give most p… It is that of Henry Tudor Which he then proceeds to masturba… What an interesting sight it is