(2013)
StewRat Is a twat She is usually sat Behind her computer Typing about William Hastings
The Real Richard? crew Do not know what to do With all their spare time So they go online And in a pack
Poor Rick Dumped in a pit With nothing to even cover his bit… Hands still tied Oh how I have cried
I heard that you’re dead Well I always said You should have gone to the doctor… And as you started to wane I said it won’t be long until you…
Trolling trolling trolling Tiddler fans are rolling Onto this page To feign outrage The truth is they hate Richie
These Tudor fans must be a bit di… If they can’t see how Richie make… H Tiddler was an ugly mug And his fans are a bunch of uneduc… What they see in Tiddler I cannot…
Yo Rick I think your big brother is rather… He makes me want to touch my clit Whilst I think of him squeezing m… And me playing with his bits
My boyfriend Jim Is a bit dim He doesn’t realise that my quim Does not tremble for him But for the late king
Karen Clark Likes to bark At the moon Because she is a loon And very soon
I would like a poke From David Oakes He’s a hottie And he can pull down my panties wi… And lick what is underneath
Yo I’m King Rick and I have a bi… And I make some ladies moist arou… Which is extraordinary because I… I suppose modern guys are no good… Us medieval dudes shag like the wi…
Yo Rick I want you to lick My titties Because you’re a hottie And you can spank my bottie
Hey Richie let’s go into the wood… For some hows your father I don’t care if someone sees us Cameras were not yet invented to c… Lets get naked against a tree
Tiddler trolls tried to get this p… As yet I am not defeated That lot are constantly harassing… And then whinging that they are th… They like to attack facebook pages…
Yo old bean I have often seen You getting angry At someone criticising your artist… Don’t listen to these people givin…