A Social Credit System with American Values
The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food