They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
In Let there be plight the P is silent