You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it