When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission