“Today is the greatest day I’ve ever known”, by Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

“Today is the greatest day I’ve ever known”

My biggest mistake

In fantasy football

Is expecting today

To be like yesterday

Come to think of it

My biggest mistake in life

Is expecting today

To be like yesterday

Maybe today is the day

I stop rewarding myself for past performance

And risk something entirely new

By risking it all

Because after all

It’s all or nothing

But unlike fantasy football

There’s enough for all of us

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