Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
