Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…