The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…