I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

There is no Status quo But there is Status

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know