Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

There is no Status quo But there is Status

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs