We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

There Is Always Room For

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method