I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
