I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
