If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure