The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need