When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code: