If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder