Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad