Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
