It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes