Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings