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I risked loss And lost; I win

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…