Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
