If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…