In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

I risked loss And lost; I win

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life