The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…