In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution