A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie