Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose