Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings