The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation