They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

It’s always darkest before the yawn

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees