American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent
Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack
We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
