This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…