Ain’t Life Grand: A Review
“Life”, as it’s come to be known, starts with a grand opening
And ends with a grand finale
But in between there’s just a lot of grandstanding around
And grandiloquent small talk
But there are grand plans for a sequel
About the grand scheme of things
Called “A Grand Total Disaster”
And Based on “Grand Theft Auto 5”
It’s to be a disaster movie about delusions of grandeur
Which, though grandiose in its own right
Is told in the grand style
And stars the grand old man
And the grand dame
Of Grand Guignol–
Oh, the horror of grand larceny...
Mercifully, possession of Cannes’ grand Jury Prize is still 99% of the law
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