I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…