The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…