Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

Never Win Anything

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth