Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:
