We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Easy to please but problematic to appease

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology