In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…