Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!