The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with