If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...