As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
