In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure