I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
Life is trying So Die trying
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
